David Letterman's Top 10 Affairs

Guess those Monica Lewinsky jokes seem a lot less funny to him right now as Holly Hester adds her name to Stephanie Kirkitt's to David's lover list.

At the time, she was an intern and student at NYU, and madly in love with him. Of course, he wasn't married or a father, so it wasn't ethical by regular standards.

Best Joke of the Day: "Settle down. If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show host, you've got the wrong studio." - Jay Leno

Letterman Blackmailed

" I know that you do some terrible terrible things and I can prove that you do these terrible things ... and sure enough what was contained in the package was proof that I do terrible, terrible things."

A punchline of its own?

Last night, David Letterman told a story of exhortation that probably won't make it into the screenplay that the blackmailer, a male CBS worker, wanted to write. Though it wasn't stated how the would-be-writer would blackmail Letterman and become a public figure following the autobiography of Letterman's sordid affairs, someone should have told him what all our mothers did.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.