David Letterman's Top 10 Affairs

Guess those Monica Lewinsky jokes seem a lot less funny to him right now as Holly Hester adds her name to Stephanie Kirkitt's to David's lover list.

At the time, she was an intern and student at NYU, and madly in love with him. Of course, he wasn't married or a father, so it wasn't ethical by regular standards.

Best Joke of the Day: "Settle down. If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show host, you've got the wrong studio." - Jay Leno

Stephanie Birkitt Pics

Now we see why David Letterman liked her so much; she can keep us going all night long.

Best joke of the evening;

During a taping of NBC's "Late Night," Jimmy Fallon worked it into his monologue: "A new book called `Why Women Have Sex' says there are 237 reasons why women have sex and Letterman knows the top 10."

Stephanie Birkitt

Times are tough. Assistant to David Letterman, Stephanie Birkitt, was Letterman's former lover and alleged co-conspirator to blackmailing the popular late night host for two million dollars. She was also living with the blackmailer, Robert Halderman, which either earns her the title of "stupid criminal" or him the title of "nosy lover".

She denies all claims, but seems to be getting none of the public sympathy that Letterman is.