For that, we don't blame him. After 20 years in the service, Steven Slater finally lost it when an unruly passenger would not listen and 'accidentally' clocks him in the head with her bag. He gets on the PA, curses her out, quits, grabs a beer and illegally pulls the emergency chute and slides to freedom.
Until the police arrested him for that later. There was also an unexplained twenty minute delay before the airlines called the authorities, giving Steven time to go home and make sweet, sweet love to his partner before being taken away in handcuffs. Lucky dog got two climaxes of the hour.
And we're back with a bang!
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Saturday, October 03, 2009
Why so ashamed, Mariah?
Mariah Carey - Obsessed
Eminem - The Warning
Mariah Carey and Eminem's feud gets hotter as Eminem revs up his motor. One can't help but wonder what, in all of Eminem's combative past, would induce Mariah and her husband to make such inflammatory remarks to the public. Both have been childish and petty in their public feud, but Eminem thrives on it. Mariah's excuse?
One can't help but wonder if Mariah is half chuckling to herself, awaiting better CD sales than she's enjoyed in a decade. She has to have some justification to hold up under the pointed cuts Eminem's made, though, honestly, her past reviews have probably desensitized her to harsh criticism.
Eminem - The Warning
Mariah Carey and Eminem's feud gets hotter as Eminem revs up his motor. One can't help but wonder what, in all of Eminem's combative past, would induce Mariah and her husband to make such inflammatory remarks to the public. Both have been childish and petty in their public feud, but Eminem thrives on it. Mariah's excuse?
One can't help but wonder if Mariah is half chuckling to herself, awaiting better CD sales than she's enjoyed in a decade. She has to have some justification to hold up under the pointed cuts Eminem's made, though, honestly, her past reviews have probably desensitized her to harsh criticism.
Inamorata will kiss it and make it better, boo.
Real Life Jurassic Park
I can't be the only one who thought that upon reading about a cluster of dinosaur eggs found. As it turns out, they're just fossils. Cool fossils, no doubt, but no word on extracting DNA to bring back the raptor.
Sigh.
Sigh.
iWATCH
iWATCH has conference in Climax's backyard, Denver.
What is iWATCH? A 21st century version of Neighborhood Watch, according to police chief of Los Angeles. Or an episode iCarly on Anti-Terrorism, but you know, less cool.
What are some clear signs of a terrorist?
If you see someone wearing clothes that are too big and too heavy for the season.
Put the orange juice down, Grandma!
What is iWATCH? A 21st century version of Neighborhood Watch, according to police chief of Los Angeles. Or an episode iCarly on Anti-Terrorism, but you know, less cool.
What are some clear signs of a terrorist?
If you see someone wearing clothes that are too big and too heavy for the season.
The important places to watch include government buildings, mass gatherings, schools and public transportation.
If you see someone purchasing supplies or equipment that could be used to make bombs.Put the orange juice down, Grandma!
David Letterman's Top 10 Affairs
Guess those Monica Lewinsky jokes seem a lot less funny to him right now as Holly Hester adds her name to Stephanie Kirkitt's to David's lover list.At the time, she was an intern and student at NYU, and madly in love with him. Of course, he wasn't married or a father, so it wasn't ethical by regular standards.
Best Joke of the Day: "Settle down. If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show host, you've got the wrong studio." - Jay Leno
Free Movie from Netflix - October 3, 2009
It is the 70th Anniversary of Wizard of Oz, and Netflix is going to let you watch it for free! You can watch it on Netflix ready Blu-ray disc player, Internet Tvs, Blu-ray disc players, digital video players, the Xbox 360, and TiVo digital video recorders.
Free!
Free!
Friday, October 02, 2009
Best Custom Guide Answer on ChaCha
Q: How big is my girlfriend' penis?
A: I'm sure your girlfriend would love to know you're asking ChaCha about her penis. It's probably bigger than yours.
Move Over Elmo, Zhu Zhu Latest Craze!
Artificially intelligent pets for Christmas? Sounds like a cage you'll never have to clean.
ZhuZhu hamsters are little furry toys that act like the real thing, complete with additional items to buy, and something it's far too late to run out and by. Unless you live in a small town with a big Wal-Mart, you might be checking out eBay for the hot items.
ZhuZhu hamsters are little furry toys that act like the real thing, complete with additional items to buy, and something it's far too late to run out and by. Unless you live in a small town with a big Wal-Mart, you might be checking out eBay for the hot items.
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