Times are tough. Assistant to David Letterman, Stephanie Birkitt, was Letterman's former lover and alleged co-conspirator to blackmailing the popular late night host for two million dollars. She was also living with the blackmailer, Robert Halderman, which either earns her the title of "stupid criminal" or him the title of "nosy lover".
She denies all claims, but seems to be getting none of the public sympathy that Letterman is.
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Friday, October 02, 2009
Letterman Blackmailed
" I know that you do some terrible terrible things and I can prove that you do these terrible things ... and sure enough what was contained in the package was proof that I do terrible, terrible things."
A punchline of its own?
Last night, David Letterman told a story of exhortation that probably won't make it into the screenplay that the blackmailer, a male CBS worker, wanted to write. Though it wasn't stated how the would-be-writer would blackmail Letterman and become a public figure following the autobiography of Letterman's sordid affairs, someone should have told him what all our mothers did.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
A punchline of its own?
Last night, David Letterman told a story of exhortation that probably won't make it into the screenplay that the blackmailer, a male CBS worker, wanted to write. Though it wasn't stated how the would-be-writer would blackmail Letterman and become a public figure following the autobiography of Letterman's sordid affairs, someone should have told him what all our mothers did.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
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