Love the Way You Lie Video Premiers

Why such hate, critics? Because it sends the wrong message to the kids? Now you're just indulging in Em bashing, which is pretty popular, considering movies, television, music videos have all depicted domestic abuse graphically since...pretty much the first minute they could.

Which means it started as a generational trend far before poor Eminem was even born. Can't you tell he's sad when he hurts her? Just look at his soulful blue eyes.

I'd recommend watching the video on silent the first time to get the full visual impact.

Portia takes on more Degeneres

Her last name, that is. Oh Portia, how we mourn for you. As Eminem says, "What's Ellen DeGeneres have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness? Well, I can be as gentle and smooth as a gentleman." While this probably isn't true, we are all a little sad. She ain't ever coming back. And Lindsey Lohan is a poor, poor consolation prize...

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have been married for two years, in that brief span of time California allowed same sex marriage licenses, before pulling out faster than your last skeevy boyfriend, and she finally switched to Ellen's surname. She will become Portia Lee James DeGeneres.

Why so ashamed, Mariah?

Mariah Carey - Obsessed

Eminem - The Warning

Mariah Carey and Eminem's feud gets hotter as Eminem revs up his motor. One can't help but wonder what, in all of Eminem's combative past, would induce Mariah and her husband to make such inflammatory remarks to the public. Both have been childish and petty in their public feud, but Eminem thrives on it. Mariah's excuse?

One can't help but wonder if Mariah is half chuckling to herself, awaiting better CD sales than she's enjoyed in a decade. She has to have some justification to hold up under the pointed cuts Eminem's made, though, honestly, her past reviews have probably desensitized her to harsh criticism.

Inamorata will kiss it and make it better, boo.