Her last name, that is. Oh Portia, how we mourn for you. As Eminem says, "What's Ellen DeGeneres have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness? Well, I can be as gentle and smooth as a gentleman." While this probably isn't true, we are all a little sad. She ain't ever coming back. And Lindsey Lohan is a poor, poor consolation prize...
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have been married for two years, in that brief span of time California allowed same sex marriage licenses, before pulling out faster than your last skeevy boyfriend, and she finally switched to Ellen's surname. She will become Portia Lee James DeGeneres.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
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