Why so ashamed, Mariah?

Mariah Carey - Obsessed

Eminem - The Warning

Mariah Carey and Eminem's feud gets hotter as Eminem revs up his motor. One can't help but wonder what, in all of Eminem's combative past, would induce Mariah and her husband to make such inflammatory remarks to the public. Both have been childish and petty in their public feud, but Eminem thrives on it. Mariah's excuse?

One can't help but wonder if Mariah is half chuckling to herself, awaiting better CD sales than she's enjoyed in a decade. She has to have some justification to hold up under the pointed cuts Eminem's made, though, honestly, her past reviews have probably desensitized her to harsh criticism.

Inamorata will kiss it and make it better, boo.

Real Life Jurassic Park

I can't be the only one who thought that upon reading about a cluster of dinosaur eggs found. As it turns out, they're just fossils. Cool fossils, no doubt, but no word on extracting DNA to bring back the raptor.

Sigh.

iWATCH

iWATCH has conference in Climax's backyard, Denver.

What is iWATCH? A 21st century version of Neighborhood Watch, according to police chief of Los Angeles. Or an episode iCarly on Anti-Terrorism, but you know, less cool.

What are some clear signs of a terrorist?

If you see someone wearing clothes that are too big and too heavy for the season.

The important places to watch include government buildings, mass gatherings, schools and public transportation.

If you see someone purchasing supplies or equipment that could be used to make bombs.

Put the orange juice down, Grandma!

Slowly Revoking the Ban of Gays

Recent fervor has come up about an article reputing the oft-defended Don't Ask-Don't Tell policy.

It was written by active Air Force Col. Om Prakash, and it appeared in the Joint Force Quarterly, a journal published for the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff by the National Defense University Press.

"This is the first time that repeal has been argued so forcefully in an official Pentagon publication. Period," says Kevin Nix of the Servicemembers Legal Defense Network.

Now can we get our award?

David Letterman's Top 10 Affairs

Guess those Monica Lewinsky jokes seem a lot less funny to him right now as Holly Hester adds her name to Stephanie Kirkitt's to David's lover list.

At the time, she was an intern and student at NYU, and madly in love with him. Of course, he wasn't married or a father, so it wasn't ethical by regular standards.

Best Joke of the Day: "Settle down. If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show host, you've got the wrong studio." - Jay Leno

Halloween Costumes Everyone is Tired Of

10. First Time Drag Queen
9. Cat + Girl in any Form
8. Princess
7. Naughty Nurse
6. Vampire
5. Ironic Costume (It's Not Original, or Funny)
4. Angel with Black Wings
3. (Badly Done) Joker
2. Edward Cullen (with unwashed hair)
1. Zombie

Don't forget about our contest!

Erin Andrews Peephole Video: Peeping Tom Caught

Naked videos plastered over the web of a hot blonde ESPN reporter? Sounds like a win for everyone, except perhaps Michael David Barrett, who was just arrested for taping the show without her knowledge. To make it slightly less creepy, he did try and sell the videos to TMZ. On the other hand, he's a 48 year-old-man and she is a hot blonde ESPN reporter.

Hey, Michael? Tabloids show nude pictures in Europe. Better luck next time.

Zombieland Equals WIN

Praised by (most) who see it, Zombieland is a mix of gore and humour that, while not original, still manages to be refreshing. Between Columbus (nerdy boy) and his stringent rules and wistful regrets, and Tallahassee (Woody) with his manic joy, and a dash of romance (with a girl) this should please everyone in the group.

Runtime for Zombieland is 80 minutes, and is rated R.

Atlanta Housewife Kandi Burruss's Fiancé Killed in Fight

Ashley Jewell, aka A.J. of Housewives of Atlanta, leaves behind six children and one staunchly supportive fiancee. He was killed in an altercation last night outside of a club in Atlanta, Body Tap. Sorry AJ, you'll be missed by your fans, and, most of all, children.

Online Halloween Contest

CONTEST:
Dress up as the BEST female Jack Sparrow!

RULES:
Send at least two pictures of said costume, one close-up, one larger. Must be over 18, for liability reasons.

PRIZE:
$25 gift card, unless a whole buttload of people enter. In that case, the gift card will be for $50.
Only one winner, but there will be second prize for best Tim Gunn costume.

DEADLINE:
November 5, 2009 - for all the procrastinators.

The Rock Returns to Roots

On the 10th Anniversary of Smackdown! tonight, The Rock returns to the show that is, presumably, named after a word he had in his catchphrase back in the day.

Most memorable is, however, the Eddie Guerrero Tribute they featured after a WWE superstar we all admired.

No, it's not WWF anymore, stop calling it that.

Favorite Eddie Guerrero quotes:
I'm Your Papi
I lie, I cheat, I steal!

Free Movie from Netflix - October 3, 2009

It is the 70th Anniversary of Wizard of Oz, and Netflix is going to let you watch it for free! You can watch it on Netflix ready Blu-ray disc player, Internet Tvs, Blu-ray disc players, digital video players, the Xbox 360, and TiVo digital video recorders.

Free!