Avatar: Legend of Korra

Avatar has a sequel? Fear not, it is the animated show, and not the movie (at this time). It will feature Korra, who the creators believe will appeal to the female audience, as well as male, given Katari's popularity.

Korra's the new Avatar, her mentor is Tenzin, who is eventually revealed to be Katara and Aang's son. This has upset Zutarians, Zuko/Katara fans who had their ship sunk at the end of Avatar. Of course, fans complaining about a show is nothing new, but we love to watch their decay into childish inner-fan fighting. Take Livejournal as a classic example, as they arguing about potential arguments when Tenzin's Mom is revealed.

Oh fans, is there any crazy you don't embrace?

KTUU Might Have Prematurely Evaluated

Source is not reliable as far as Ted Stevens being killed in plane crash, as it turns out, and Family spokesman, Mitch Rose, does not confirm. There seems to be a line between 'not sure if he's dead' and 'is dead' that someone has yet to figure out.

Can anyone lend them a sharp stick?

Portia takes on more Degeneres

Her last name, that is. Oh Portia, how we mourn for you. As Eminem says, "What's Ellen DeGeneres have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness? Well, I can be as gentle and smooth as a gentleman." While this probably isn't true, we are all a little sad. She ain't ever coming back. And Lindsey Lohan is a poor, poor consolation prize...

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have been married for two years, in that brief span of time California allowed same sex marriage licenses, before pulling out faster than your last skeevy boyfriend, and she finally switched to Ellen's surname. She will become Portia Lee James DeGeneres.

OPRAH DEAD!

And Gail Stevens admits 30 year long lesbian affair with lover Oprah!

Just kidding. She's no more dead than Justin Beiber.

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Justin Beiber dead! And Gay!

Fate Catches Up with Ted Stevens

Eerily like Final Destination, Ted Stevens, Republican GOP Senator, survived plane crash in Alaska 32 years ago that killed five people, including his first wife. Last night he was in a plane crash in Alaska that killed five people. He lived in Alaska, for those unsavvy with politics.

He went to UCLA, Harvard, was a lawyer, and then began his career in politics. He also had this huge scandal in 2008, when he was convicted of lying on Senate forms about home renovations and gifts he received from wealthy friends. Oops! He was later acquitted, but whether it was true or not, that plane took down some influential people.

Sean O'Keefe Passenger of Crashed Plane

Sean O'Keefe, the head of EADS North American unit since November, was involved in a fatal plane crash last night in Alaska. His condition remains unknown. Four of nine passengers survived the crash, the Coast Guard said.

By all reports he was well liked, decisive, and pushed ahead with grand efforts that really paid off. Click the title to read more about him and become more well informed with politics, or something.

UCF Stifles Nude Creativity

College disapproves of half naked women? At least, the University of Central Florida (UCF) does, as they are fired up about Shanna McLaughlin 'duping' coach into letting her and a crew use the men's locker room for racy photos.

I gotta say, UCF, show a little school spirit! That's your mascot right there on that curvy billboard! Don't worry Shanna, we appreciate your contributions to higher education.