Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Fantasia's Overdose and Subsequent Press Release

Antwaun Cook is just a heartwarmer of a good man; devoted to his kids, open about his feelings, even had a secret love nest residence separate than his wife for over a year.

So Paula Cook believes Fantasia is responsible for the marriage dissolving by seducing her husband away with her money, while Fantasia believes her boyfriend is honest, innocent, and the scorned wife, Paula, is making up mean, mean lies.

Either they're very, very gullible, or Antwaun is very, very good. Hmmm.

Love the Way You Lie Video Premiers

Why such hate, critics? Because it sends the wrong message to the kids? Now you're just indulging in Em bashing, which is pretty popular, considering movies, television, music videos have all depicted domestic abuse graphically since...pretty much the first minute they could.

Which means it started as a generational trend far before poor Eminem was even born. Can't you tell he's sad when he hurts her? Just look at his soulful blue eyes.

I'd recommend watching the video on silent the first time to get the full visual impact.

Federal Reserve Bails Out America

Do you know what 'Quantitative Easing 2.0 is? It means we are going to be printing us up some more good old American dollars. Since they are not personally handing the money out, or raising up everyone's wages, this once failed proposition is not exciting the masses, for some reason.

Condom With Teeth; Desperate Measure, not new fetish

Developed in Africa by a female scientist who treats rape victims, this was developed to help identify rapists. The applicator has tiny barbs in it, which is all but impossible to remove without a doctor's help. Unless, of course, one is truly a man of steel.
The rate of sexual assault in Africa is exponential, especially compared to the conviction rate of said assailants. This is how the men bond, like drinking beer and fishing, but you know, not.

Of course, this won't prevent rape from beginning, and won't incapacitate the male entirely or his friends at all, but considering the lack of movement in solving the bigger issue, we say a condom with teeth is just what the doctor ordered.

And...No climax for you!

HOPA Girl Quits By Picture Collage

It's the usual story. Office assistant is called racist name by boss, and retaliates by sending out pictures of herself holding up signs calling out her boss's recreational activities during work hours.

At least, it SHOULD be the usual story. Don't bite the hand that set up your office spyware.

Avatar: Legend of Korra

Avatar has a sequel? Fear not, it is the animated show, and not the movie (at this time). It will feature Korra, who the creators believe will appeal to the female audience, as well as male, given Katari's popularity.

Korra's the new Avatar, her mentor is Tenzin, who is eventually revealed to be Katara and Aang's son. This has upset Zutarians, Zuko/Katara fans who had their ship sunk at the end of Avatar. Of course, fans complaining about a show is nothing new, but we love to watch their decay into childish inner-fan fighting. Take Livejournal as a classic example, as they arguing about potential arguments when Tenzin's Mom is revealed.

Oh fans, is there any crazy you don't embrace?

KTUU Might Have Prematurely Evaluated

Source is not reliable as far as Ted Stevens being killed in plane crash, as it turns out, and Family spokesman, Mitch Rose, does not confirm. There seems to be a line between 'not sure if he's dead' and 'is dead' that someone has yet to figure out.

Can anyone lend them a sharp stick?