Desiree Rogers CEO of Ebony

Let's hope she keeps track of sales!

Rogers, first African-American White House social secretary resigned after letting couple crash Obama's First State dinner. Letting everyone at the door in without double checking their names was the catalyst to her resigning, though that was not in the official statement.

All in all, it seems like a good fit; she did host a lot of important social events with children and wounded soldiers, and Ebony is a forerunner in social and charity events, bringing attention where there needed to be some.

Turnaround for Jeff Lewis

While other celebrities are having meltdowns, Flipping Out's infamous Jeff Lewis is shaping up. Doing better with business, visiting his grandma, all that healthy, boring stuff.

Though really, demanding a drink ideally composed of "70 percent lemonade, 20 percent fruit punch and 10 percent Sprite" is no worse than some Starbucks customers I've seen. Can we say 'Grande half-caf single sugar-free 140-degree, no-foam soy vanilla latte'? Oh, it's happened.

Fantasia's Overdose and Subsequent Press Release

Antwaun Cook is just a heartwarmer of a good man; devoted to his kids, open about his feelings, even had a secret love nest residence separate than his wife for over a year.

So Paula Cook believes Fantasia is responsible for the marriage dissolving by seducing her husband away with her money, while Fantasia believes her boyfriend is honest, innocent, and the scorned wife, Paula, is making up mean, mean lies.

Either they're very, very gullible, or Antwaun is very, very good. Hmmm.

Love the Way You Lie Video Premiers

Why such hate, critics? Because it sends the wrong message to the kids? Now you're just indulging in Em bashing, which is pretty popular, considering movies, television, music videos have all depicted domestic abuse graphically since...pretty much the first minute they could.

Which means it started as a generational trend far before poor Eminem was even born. Can't you tell he's sad when he hurts her? Just look at his soulful blue eyes.

I'd recommend watching the video on silent the first time to get the full visual impact.

Federal Reserve Bails Out America

Do you know what 'Quantitative Easing 2.0 is? It means we are going to be printing us up some more good old American dollars. Since they are not personally handing the money out, or raising up everyone's wages, this once failed proposition is not exciting the masses, for some reason.

Condom With Teeth; Desperate Measure, not new fetish

Developed in Africa by a female scientist who treats rape victims, this was developed to help identify rapists. The applicator has tiny barbs in it, which is all but impossible to remove without a doctor's help. Unless, of course, one is truly a man of steel.
The rate of sexual assault in Africa is exponential, especially compared to the conviction rate of said assailants. This is how the men bond, like drinking beer and fishing, but you know, not.

Of course, this won't prevent rape from beginning, and won't incapacitate the male entirely or his friends at all, but considering the lack of movement in solving the bigger issue, we say a condom with teeth is just what the doctor ordered.

And...No climax for you!

HOPA Girl Quits By Picture Collage

It's the usual story. Office assistant is called racist name by boss, and retaliates by sending out pictures of herself holding up signs calling out her boss's recreational activities during work hours.

At least, it SHOULD be the usual story. Don't bite the hand that set up your office spyware.